Thursday, February 09, 2006

A Muppet Personality Test that actually works? Sign me up!

Wow, what an interesting thing I found over at Mostly Muppet.com. Apparently, there's a GOOD Muppet personality test. You answer 5 questions about yourself and you get a character you're most like. I got this one the first time and I feel that it is highly accurate of myself.


You Are Fozzie Bear
"Wocka! Wocka!"You're the life of the party, and you love making people crack up.If only your routine didn't always bomb!You may find more groans than laughs, but always keep the jokes coming.

The Muppet Personality Test

http://www.blogthings.com/themuppetpersonalitytest/

Man, what an idea! Now if only all of these tests were just as accurate!

Sunday, February 05, 2006

OK, so the poo has hit the fan...

All right, I shall put my opinion forth on greedy, money-hungry jerks without the foul language. That's not what you came here to see. My opinion on these greedy, money-hungry jerks is that they have serious issues. Here is a partial list of greedy, money-hungry jerks:

Pat Robertson
George W. Bush
Dick Cheney
Ken Lay
Jerry Falwell
Les Moonves

With greedy, money-hungry jerks, the whole philosophy behind their existence (at least in their eyes) is that money is everything. I am not one because I feel that I'd rather have material stuff to leave my loved ones rather than a load of illegitimately acquired money to pay my final expenses (that's what life insurance is for, Dopey!).

I think that things only got bad in this country because our president seems to have a lot of oil money to pay for his campaign and WE HAVEN'T MADE A CAMPAIGN FINANCE REFORM BILL YET THAT SAYS YOU CAN'T USE ILLEGITIMATELY ACQUIRED MONEY!!!

Sorry for the screaming, but the point hopefully got across that I'd rather see people with legitimately acquired money run this country than people with illegitimately acquired money.